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Hugh Hefner is out of town. He's in LA watching one of his former bunnies do her thing on DWTS.Quote:
Originally Posted by happylabs
The DWTS producers are searching the globe - looking for Elyse hopping in her strait jacket. They want her to choreograph a dance for next week.
octopus
Karen, Bill Says, Can you think of any good reason why we were left out on the goodies. I was so looking forward to a peanut butter Cadberry egg. I like the Cadberry eggs my self, this isn't fair,Says Karen. Just then as Wom and Elyse are about to enjoy their bounty, Up walks Hugh Heffner with Bonny under his arm, and her back in her pokadotted Bikini. With a grin on her face Bonny....Quote:
Now Elyse wakes up from a dream and she, Wom, Bill, Helen and Karen are all dressed as Easter rabbits. Wom has a basket overflowing with jelly beans. Elyse's basket is filled with peanut butter eggs. For some reason Bill and Karen's baskets are empty.
unicycle
Ah - I did the Hugh Hefner thing a couple of hours before Bill got here. My next word was supposed to be octopus - his is unicycle.
Maybe someone can combine both?
With a grin on her face, Bonny announces: "Guess what I invented? An Easter octopus! Eight arms to hold baskets for easier filling!" Elyse laughs and agrees that would make Easter basket preparation much easier.
Elyse says, "I can't eat all of this chocolate; my stomach is queasy from all of that bunny hopping," and moves most of the Cadbury peanut butter eggs to Bill, Helen and Karen's baskets. She keeps a couple for her nieces and places the rest in Wom's basket. She notices that there is an abundance of black jelly beans in Wom's basket and takes a few. "Not everyone likes the black ones, but I do," she admits. "Oh, and guess what? I talked to the "Dancing with the Stars" producers. They're going to hire Derek Hough to choreograph a bunny hop number for next week! I am so excited!"
I won't add another word, I will just copy the previous one: unicycle
"So who is going to be dancing with the stars next week ??" Wom asks.Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
"Me me me me" Said Gretchen. "And who WILL you be dancing with ??" He continues. "Well...' said Gretchen 'I've got two favourites. Tiny Tim and John Belushi. Oh they are such hunks, I love them. But, unfortunately Johnny Baby carked it a few years ago, so I guess I'll be dancing with Timmy."
"Well, I guess you'd better get in shape' Wom said ' I hear Tiny Tim is one of those real fit guys. You'd better borrow Bonny's unicycle, the one she chases cows around with." "Ok' said Gretchen 'I'll go find her and ask her for a lend of it. But before I go I need............"
Ghetto
to get my lime green tutu back from my Uncle Harry. Uncle Harry just moved back to the ghetto. Gretchen stops, puts her finger up to her chin and starts to think. She looks at Wom and asks him...Quote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
Snow White
"Why do you dress like that? You look exactly like Snow White.Quote:
Originally Posted by happylabs
Where are the dwarfs - working or sleeping - or did they run off with my crazy twin. You know - she's the one with the hots for TinyTim and John Belushi :eek:
commercial
"Well ya can't blame me for looking like Snow White, it's the way my mother dresses me. She always wanted a girl you know. She even called me Sandra for the first 40 years of my life. But yes, I can see now, you do have a twin sister. I remember seeing both of you on a TV commercial. How did that jingle go ??? Something like....'Tiptoe thru the tu....tul....roses'....something like that." Wom said. He then pokes Bonny's Easter octopus, to see if it is alive. It's not. Wom continues "So Bonny, what is all of that slimy brown stuff on your boots ??? Have you been chasing cows again ??" Helen replies "Whoa.....those boots really stink Bonny"Quote:
Originally Posted by Grace
Bonny.............
Cow pies
Bonny invites everyone to a bare foot Iowanian cow pie slide along with a dried cow pie Frisbee contest. The winner will receive an old stinky billy goat that will keep their lawn mowed. Come one come all ....
ringworm
Gretchen's nose is taking a beating with all the smells conjured up here recently. She suggests taking a walk. First we must skirt around the patch of ringworm lurking on that cat over by the wall.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Now head for those http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...61A_JgguaR8w6w - don't they smell so nice :)
And the http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...DxBsti15ZQ5ApQ - heavenly.
astronomy
Everyone wanders over to see Gretchens garden, but unbeknowns to them all, a spark from a nearby barbeque has set the garden smoldering.Quote:
Originally Posted by Grace
"Shall we all smell the flowers?" Said Elyse. "Sure" said everyone in unison.
"Gee,' said Bill 'these flowers sure smell kinda funny, what's that stuff you have growing in there Gretchen ?? Between the flowers....the little green spiky leaved stuff. It smells kinda funny when it's smoldering away."
"Oh that stuff ' replies Gretchen 'I'm not real sure, but I know my multi-coloured cats start floating around the backyard when I burn it"
"Cool, man. Can we harvest this stuff ?" Said Bonny.
"Dude, that's good sh**" Said Elyse.
"I see stars' said Wom 'can we discuss astronomy and moons of many colours?"
"Lets all dance around in circles, and sing songs" Said Helen.
"I've forgotten what I wanted to say duderino's' Said Karen 'but it was something about a PT. Anyway, what is a PT ??"
"Whoa, I haven't been this high since I flew over Korea looking for somewhere nice and pretty to land." Said Bill.
"Oh look' said Helen 'there's a cool policeman flying towards us, and.........
Rock Concert
Everyone wanders over to see Gretchens garden, but unbeknowns to them all, a spark from a nearby barbeque has set the garden smoldering.
"Shall we all smell the flowers?" Said Elyse. "Sure" said everyone in unison.
"Gee,' said Bill 'these flowers sure smell kinda funny, what's that stuff you have growing in there Gretchen ?? Between the flowers....the little green spiky leaved stuff. It smells kinda funny when it's smoldering away."
"Oh that stuff ' replies Gretchen 'I'm not real sure, but I know my multi-coloured cats start floating around the backyard when I burn it"
"Cool, man. Can we harvest this stuff ?" Said Bonny.
"Dude, that's good sh**" Said Elyse.
"I see stars' said Wom 'can we discuss astronomy and moons of many colours?"
"Lets all dance around in circles, and sing songs" Said Helen.
"I've forgotten what I wanted to say duderino's' Said Karen 'but it was something about a PT. Anyway, what is a PT ??"
"Whoa, I haven't been this high since I flew over Korea looking for somewhere nice and pretty to land." Said Bill.
"Oh look' said Helen 'there's a cool policeman flying towards us, and.........
He looks like he may have something to say about our flower garden. The policeman said, I couldn't help but notice the fagrance of something other than flowers coming from you garden. Gretchen seized the moment when she suggested that it was a perfect day for a Rock Concert. Yes, lady, I agree a Rock Concert seems to be just the ticket right now but Im more .....
Woodstock
....interested in your garden. Do you have any pot plants ??" The policeman said. "Nope' said Gretchen 'I sold them to a purple pots and pans salesman from Woodstock. I'm going there right now, I heard the in thing is to make love and not war." Everyone hops into Gretchens floral bus and.........Quote:
Originally Posted by kokopup
Bills electric ukelele
we all sing along with Bills electric ukelele the wheels on the bus go round & round until .....Quote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
buffalo
a buffalo comes out of nowhere and hits hard on somebody's backside and let's see who it is... Its, Grace and she bumps into HappyLabs who bumps into Wom who then bumps into Bonny and then the song gets ruined and due to the bumping and falling the bus topples over and then....
disaster