Hee hee! Oh, that's funny... and quite clever, too!
Thanks, Elyse, to your co-worker for the joke and to you for sharing it with us!
Boo!
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Hee hee! Oh, that's funny... and quite clever, too!
Thanks, Elyse, to your co-worker for the joke and to you for sharing it with us!
Boo!
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From my co-worker's "dad joke" file... Do you know a scarecrow's favorite fruit? Strawberries. :p
I know a goodie, so I will try to translate it.....;)
A woman buys a new wardrobe for the bedroom.
She wants to surprise her husband, so she decides to assemble it all by herself
But, every time the tram passes her house, the wardrobe falls apart.... .
She keeps trying several times. All in tears, she rings the shop where she bought it.
The shopkeeper feels so sorry for her and promises to come to her house in the afternoon.
The man assembles the wardrobe, but again it falls apart the moment the tram passes.
He says:"Ok, there mùst be something wrong, but I have nò idea what it might be.
I suggest I get inside this thing, and when the tram passes, I hope to see what happens!"
So the man does this, and closes the door.
But then her husband gets home... .
He wants to take a shower and takes an ironed shirt in the old wardrobe.
Right this moment a tram passes, and the wardrobe falls apart again...!
The man who was in it says "This is NOT what you think sir, I was only waiting for the next tram!!!"
Oh, that's funny! Thanks, Lut!
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From my co-worker who writes "dad jokes" on her white board...
Where do snowmen put their money? In snowbanks :rolleyes:
GROAN!!! :love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love:
An Olympics joke ... where do curling teams get breakfast when they're on vacation? Broom service. :rolleyes:
Why doesn't a pirate bathe before he's made to walk the plank? - He's going to wash up on shore. :rolleyes:
Q: How do you make a water bed bouncier?
A: Fill it with spring water :rolleyes:
Q: Why was the room full of married people still empty?
A: There wasn't a single person in it.
Q: How did Noah see all the creatures in the ark at night?
A: He used flood lights. :rolleyes:
Q: What is a sheep's favorite vacation destination?
A: The Baa-hamas :rolleyes:
Why was it hot in the arena after the game? - All the fans left. :rolleyes:
Q: What do you call a pumpkin that works at the shore?
A: A life-gourd! :rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by cassiesmom
Reminds me of:
How do celebrities stay cool? They have a lots of fans.
Q: What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck. :rolleyes:
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta!
the child i was babysitting told me that today LOL
Q: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
A: Because it's pointless.
Q: what did the tomato tell the other tomato during a race?
A: ketchup
:p
What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? “Aye matey.” :rolleyes:
Here's a groaner for fall: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash. :rolleyes:
Q: How do leaves travel from one town to town?
A: With autumn-mobiles. :rolleyes:
Now that it is November, here's a Thanksgiving joke...
Q What did the pilgrims on Mayflower play when they were bored?
A: Cards – because they always have a deck. :rolleyes:
What will you get when a racing pigeon mates with a parrot?
A racing pigeon that cannot get lost because it can always ask for directions ;):cool:
Q: What did one cat say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A: You're purr-fect! :love:
"Coffee has a really hard time at our house. It gets mugged every morning." -- unknown
From my co-worker who writes "dad jokes" on her white board...
Q: How do you keep a bull from charging?
A: Take away his credit card. :rolleyes:
What type of hotel rooms do chocolate Easter bunnies reserve?
Sweets.
Q: How do you recognize a dogwood tree?
A: By its bark. :rolleyes:
From my neighbor's grandson, who is learning "question and answer" jokes.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine. :rolleyes:
A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked out to have a talk with him.
“I’ve figured out your problem,” he told the pitcher. “You always lose control at the same point in every game.”
“When is that?” asked the pitcher.
“Right after the national anthem.”