Great answer~ ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
How many BOOs are in a ghost?
Ghosts are allowed just ONE real BOO!!! :eek: ( whoa, that's creepy, huh!)
How many skeletons can fit into a phone booth? :D
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Great answer~ ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
How many BOOs are in a ghost?
Ghosts are allowed just ONE real BOO!!! :eek: ( whoa, that's creepy, huh!)
How many skeletons can fit into a phone booth? :D
It depends or if there bones are still hooked togeter or not. Usually, arround 400 give or take a few! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What are pumpkins?
They are things people wear on their heads at Christmas :DQuote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
What is a vampire? ;)
A trick-or-treater that demands money instead of candy :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Whisk_Luva
Do apples still break a hole in the candy sack?
No they are used to plug the water leaks in bathtubsQuote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
how much linen is used on a mummy?
Oh my lord, I've got a live wire here!!! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Dr.Goodnow
Less than a yard, that's a fact!!
Where did Frankenstein go,with his bride, on their honeymoon?
Why to the famous cemetery, Boot Hill!!! I hear they had a real kickin time!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Can ghosts really walk through walls?
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Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Yes they can they can also walk through clouds!
What can a piece of candy do to you?
A piece of candy can make you so skinny you can turn sideways and not be seen!Quote:
Originally Posted by Almita
What are popcorn balls made of?
syrofoam, tiny pieces of corn husks and shellac~ Don't eat them anymore :eek:
If you're eating an apple while on a Hayride, where do you put :confused: the core?
Oh, I'd toss it overboard so the fish can nosh on it :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What's the best treat to find in a trick-or-treat sack?
toilet paper so that you can blow your nose of course!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
why are candy corns 3 colors?
Because they are very patriotic. Those are the national colors of Cornville, their home country.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr.Goodnow
Why do witches ride brooms?
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Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Because Vacuum Cleaners have become overly sofisticated~It's time they cut the cord anyway:D :D
If a fly lands on your forehead during "All Hallows Eve", what's going to happen next? :eek:
It will spit in your eye while singing "99 bottles of beer on the wall".Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Does the Invisible Man leave footprints?
No, he doesn't, even If you could see them!
Why are dogs so soft?
So we can "file" our toenails on their fur~It also helps loosen tough calluses after a soak in the tub ;)
So~~~~~ :confused: What's going on with Harry Houdini? Has anyone heard from him yet?
Yes, he is hanging out at our local senior citizens center. He sometimes drives our bus when he gets bored!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What is witch's brew?
It's ""Fizzies" or "King Stir" :eek: (such a "crafty" promotion) Now ~ We know the rest of the story!!!!! We said, "Please, please buy it Mom"~~~~~~ :rolleyes: :D
If you stare into a mirror on Halloween night for a 2 minutes , without blinking, what do you see? :eek:
The ghost of Christmas Past sneaking up on you!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Are weirwolves real?
Of course they are Moff!!!! I've met Larry Talbot, that poor fella, he needs me :D )
What does a Witch use to remove extra warts?
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Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Why Dorothy we use udder cream for the warts and wart remover for our feet!
What does a Witch do on Halloween?
They stay home and bake cookies!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr.Goodnow
What brand of toothpaste do vampires use?
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Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Vampires love Bucky Beaver, (Ipana) he tastes so good too, but lets face it, Vampires don't have time for toothpaste~ :eek: Now we know what happened to poor Bucky~ :(
Sooo, Witches stay at home now a days and bake cookies, really? :D
Okay, I trust you guys, But-----What sort of spell do they cast between batches?
They cast spells to turn all the princes into frogs. Which explains why there are so darned few princes these days and lots of frogs. :rolleyes:
Do ghosts wear tennis shoes?
Yes, and get this, They're Ghost Buster Browns :eek:
What does ET dress up like on Halloween now?
Well my dear they of course dress up as HOOMANS!
what do witches do on Thanksgiving?
After their big Thanksgiving meal, they play a rousing round of Texas hold um!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr.Goodnow
Do vampires really change into bats?
Nope, They do not!!!! ( Bela had the last laugh~ What a stinker!!!) :D
What was the name of the movie that scared the snot out of you?
Cinderella!!! I had my own wicked step mother and two wicked step sisters!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Do pumpkins like being made into jack-o-lanterns?
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Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Not all of them, some them actually hope to become a coach , and then to be drawn by six white horses............ :rolleyes: (Hey, don't laugh, it's bound to happen :D )
What happens to all those pumpkins who don't even become Jack-O-Lanterns??(Hey, Like, I didn't amount to Jack Squat :D )
They get invited to dessert at Thanksgiving dinner!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Are cemeteries really haunted?
Yes indeed they are Haunted :eek: ~ Because it's Thriller.............Thriller night....... :D Best of all, Vincent Price often shows up with a tray of his famous Shish Kabobs!!!
What are Candy Kisses wrapped in paper?
Candy Kisses are little ghost kisses. They are wrapped in paper so you can see them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What is the Monster Mash?
The Monster Mash is what Phil Hartman (as Frankenstein on Saturday Night Live) would do to a potato. ("Whole taters bad!")
What happened to the red jacket Michael Jackson wore in the "Thriller" video?
He machine washed it :eek: , you guessed it, it shrunk. Sooo, he gave it to Barbie, and then Ken got mad again............. :rolleyes:
What brand of "Shampoo" does the Werewolf perfer?
Head and Shoulders, preferably with a human head and shoulders included!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Does the Headless Horseman still ride through Sleepy Hollow?
Nope, Brom Bones has discovered the Power of AJAX, a laundry detergent, Stronger Than Dirt!!! :D
But, there's still the problem of a Full Moon for Larry Talbot, how does he cope with such nonsense?
Larry is now a rich werewolf. When a full moon is due, he just hops his jet and flies to the other hemisphere where the moon is not full. Never has to have a harry encounter again!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What do witches cook in their caldrons?
Witches cook vegetable soup in their cauldrons.
Why are the numbers on my telephone and the numbers on my adding machine in different places? 1 is on the top left on my phone, but it's on the bottom left on my ten-key. Why can't they be arranged the same way?