Cat Haiku

you're welcome blue kat!
are you blue because of a
'brush' with a painter????;)

I once saw a blue-
Gray kitten at Grandpa's farm
Feral as northwind

Oh, Grandpa, can I ...?
But he shushed me, then pointed
Wary momcat watched

Had I grabbed at that
Sweet kitten, I would have had
No cat, but deep wounds

Ceiling white walls blue
mom's job is the boring work
ours the creative

Quote:

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Originally posted by RICHARD
you're welcome blue kat!
are you blue because of a
'brush' with a painter????;)

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Hehe, LOL! Yes, that's why I'm blue;)

my cat goes every
where i go, i have cat hair
all over my clothes

my catboy's girlfriend
just sent him an Easter card
with some of her fur:D

an easter wish with
a tuft of hair inside it
a romantic card!

I gave my daddy
a real nice easter gift
a colored hairball!

my cat has taught me
the virtues in a way that
only a cat can :p
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perseverance, i
will catch that fly, i will catch
the fly, i will catch.............:confused:
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humility-i
will not make dad wakeup too
early saturday ;)
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patience, i will wait
for dad to clean out my box...
on second thought, HURRY! :eek:
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obedience, i
will listen to my dad when
he tells me, "STOP IT!" :rolleyes:
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faith, i always know
my dad pulls in the driveway
around six thirty :)
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hope- that dad brings
my favorite kind of treats
the fish flavored ones!:cool:
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love, i love my dad-
it's the bathing, vet and nail
clipping that bug me :D

the circus has come
to town, no, not the cirque or
barnum and bailey
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its that crazy cat
circus, the one that takes place
while you are at work
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the death defying
stunts, animal acts taking
place in your own home
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see the high wire cat
leap from the shelves onto your
bed, what a brave cat!
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watched the trained feline
sit up and juggle his toys
what great paw control!!
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be amazed as the
cat disappears behind the
white window curtains!!!
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voila'! he appears
again, racing around the
arena, LOOK OUT!
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he magically
moves rugs across the floor with
no more than one paw!!
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and his greatest trick
yet, his food disappears in
his mouth, LOOK NO HANDS!!!!
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a few hours later
it reappears inside of
his clean litter box!!!!!!!
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now watch the sleeping
cat as his dad walks into
the destroyed household
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"what has happened here???"
dad, it was just the circus......
i think you missed it!!!!!!

I love basketball
dad sits in the recliner
during the playoffs

I snooze in his lap
til his team scores a basket-
his screams wake me up!
:( :confused: :rolleyes: :mad:

my dad tricked me bad,
last friday i thought he was
talking politics :rolleyes:
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he talked about the
BAATH party, i thought the war
was over for now! :)
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saddam was gone and
so was that political
party that he ran....
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sunday he picked me
up and put me into the
shower while it ran
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what a dirty trick!!!!:eek:
he did not mean BAATH party!
he meant BATH party..:eek:
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I was the guest at
my very own 'BATH PARTY'
i misunderstood:(
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thinking about it.....
he said, 'giving the cat a
BATH IS NO PARTY'


to be continued!!!

Richard:

Your pieces of prose are profusely profound and makes me ponder the prevailing purpose of people.....

and Richard, never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you..... giving your cat a baath party? How troublesome you treacherous troubadour:cool:
L

bath party? i want
to get out of this shower.
i do not like water:eek:

dad's in the shower
trying to calm me down some
i want out of here!:mad:

what's in that bottle
what are you putting on me?
that are those bubbles?:confused:

what is this foam for?
MEOW MEOW (please, help me:o)
why are you laughing????:mad:

someone please help me
i'm wet and covered in foam
bath party? never again!!!:eek:

look at me, my fur
is all wet, you are laughing
and i am mad now!!!

that is more like it
turn the water off, and get
me out of this place:eek:

yes, i do smell good
what are you doing with that
towel in your hands????????


coming soon...the antics of a clean cat!

Poor Eddie was fooled
And bathtime is not cat fun
Recover in peace!