I don't think so!!!! Just had lunch with Elvis?
Is it hot in Kansas?
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I don't think so!!!! Just had lunch with Elvis?
Is it hot in Kansas?
Heavens NO! I'm sitting here in my snow suit!!!
What is a bum?
A person wearing a red shirt.
Who is Dog of the Day today?
buuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by JALB
Jim bob McGillicuddy, the famous bubble blowing dog from neptune.
Why do we hear through our ears?
Because, we blink our eyes too often!!!!
Why are we alive and communicating, on this planet?
To drive each other nuts!!!
How are pearls made?
Pearls are formed from crystallized jelly beans.Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
What is the purpose of money?
to fold into shapes
What are purses for?
To hit people with!!!
How would you describe a moose?
and , to whom, that is the question!!! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
A very small crustatian that lives on corals deep in the sea.
Can Chickens Knit? :D
Sure! They use their long toenails as the needles! Their knitted hats are world famous!!!
What is the ideal weight for an elephant?
Asian Elephants must maintain their weight at no more than 700 lbs, as they are trained for "Pleasing Your Pachyderm", while , African Bulls
can weigh in over 3 tons!!!! Go figure!!!!
sugar, flour, baking soda, butter, eggs, milk,..............what comes next? :rolleyes:
The Pillsbury Doughboy?
What are crop circles?
Quilting Bees for Locusts, can you hear them out in Kansas this time of year?They're stitchin up a storm up in these parts!!!!!!
easel, brushes, patette, oil paints, turpentine, drop cloth, model......what might happen here? (can't wait for the answer :D )