"Slickers" are the New version of Moon Boots!!! I just bought me a pair!
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How do you Do, Do, Do , Do, Do a Dallup of Daisy?
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"Slickers" are the New version of Moon Boots!!! I just bought me a pair!
:p
How do you Do, Do, Do , Do, Do a Dallup of Daisy?
To do, do, do, do, do a dallup of daisy, you must hang upside down from a branch of a tree, reach down, and pick a daisy then throw it at the nearest bull. Then climb up higher in the tree fast before he gets you!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What is sleep?
it's the enemy that must be conquered. Whenever you want it's it won't come and whenever you don't want it, it will take over you.
What is knitting?
Knitting is where you take a large orange ball and bounce it around. Then you throw it at a hoop hanging miles above your head, hoping it will go in. Very frustraiting!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Suki Wingy
What is ice used for?
Ice is used for heating people up when they are cold, you put ice in a hot water bottle.Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
What is a cat?
A cat is an extict creature that once swam the oceans.
Where do you go if you want to have fun?
Your mother-in-laws house. Need I say more?Quote:
Where do you go if you want to have fun?
Why is the sky blue?
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Originally Posted by Blackrose
Because Albert Einstein said it is blue~ :rolleyes: Okay Al, if you say so :D
Name one thing that cannot float on water.
A campfire can't float on water.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Name one thing that will not sink when placed in the water.
The ship The Titanic! It's unsinkable after all!Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
Where is the place called "over there"?
"Over there" ~ Send the word, send the word, to be ware :rolleyes:
That is a designated "corner" in the barn .
What do you win if you actually find a needle in the haystack?
You win a job as a tailor!!! Short people like me need lots of help hemming their jeans!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Who was Johnny Carson?
Johnny Carson was a country and rock and roll singer who always wore black clothes. There was a movie about him a couple of years ago, "Walk the Line".
What is a soap opera?
A soap opera is what most people get when they go to restruants. It is one of the top ten sandwhichs of the year. YUM! You gotta try it next time you go to a restruant! :p
What is apple pie?
What is Apple Pie?
It's that foul substance that clings to your shoe when you walk through an orchard at night!!!! Oh no, it's an Apple Pie~
Who huffed and puffed and made a house blow down?
"The Little Bug that went KACHOO!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
(Actually, according to Dr. Sues, he made a ship wreck, but the answer had to be wrong. :) )
Why did one little piggy go to market, but the other one ate roast beef?
The piggies' mom underestimated the amount of roast beef they'd eat, so the hungry one went to the market to pick up more.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blackrose
What is a caramel apple?
A stomach ache on a stick ;) (is that a wrong answer? :D ) Oh well~
How many apples are there in a bushel of apples?
There are exactly two apples and one very very full worm (burp) in a bushel of apples!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
How many eyes does a potato have?
Potatoes don't have eyes.they have faces.ask Mr Potato head (who is eyeless ) :p
How many candy bars have calories?
I'm confused here~ What is a Candy Bar? :rolleyes: What is a calorie :confused: ( not to mention that I have to answer this "Wrong" :eek: )
Oh yeah, I remember now, : The Candy Bar!!!!~~~~Oh yeah, that's the ultimate card in the game ofCandy Land!!! :cool: No calories .
What is a Rubber Band?
A bunch of musicians that can really stretch a note. :p
Why do ducks waddle?
Excellent definition of a rubber band, Catty1!
Ducks waddle because they get out of the water while they still have their swim fins on. It's hard for them to walk with swim fins on their feet.
What gives pumpkins their orange color?
The orange color is because pumpkins are blushing. You should hear about the things that go on in a pumpkin patch at night! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
What candy is the favorite of ghosts?
Oh, that's easy~ Life Savors :o
What do witches hand out to Trick-or-Treater now a days?
Little children's heads
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Who is the current president of the U.S.?
Bugs Bunny is the president now. Talk about Loony Toons!Quote:
Originally Posted by sweetpatata6
Who is Ichabod Crane?
That's Bob Cranes older brother. He made a few cameo appearances on Hogans' Heroes ( surprise :eek: ) before he became the ledgendary
star that we fondly remember. Whew , what a man!!!
What is the favorite treat for Trick-or-treaters?
BBQ gummy worms!!! Tastie!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What will be the favorite costume for kids to wear this Halloween?
A gas pump with next months price!!!!! :eek: BOO!! :eek:
Ripening fields...squirrels burying nuts....flies congregating on the East side of the house..geese flying South...................................... :rolleyes:
What are some other signs that tell us Winter is approaching?
All the folks in the neighborhood firing up their bbq grills for a good old fashioned cookout!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What are candy apples made of?
Candy apples are made from butter, sugar, flour and vanilla extract.Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Why is candy corn shaped like a triangle?
Because "candy corn" comes off from a round cob.
Mulled cider..... buttered popcorn..... sweet apple butter...........a witches' brew..... .. :D
What else might we add to this list of Fall Favorites?
Easter eggs:)
Why does a dog bark?
Because, When God handed out "Barks", they thought they heard the word "Parks" .......................... :rolleyes: ......... :D
We all remember the story of The Ant and the Grasshopper~ So, What is the Grasshopper doing today? :rolleyes:
acting ... playing the villain in "A Bug's Life"Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Whatever happened to the boy who played the lead in "The Karate Kid"?
He's really "Waxing" cars now~( hey, it's a living) :cool:
How many feet will you walk "after" you put your best foot forward?
80000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 and a half!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
How many fish are in the sea?
I don't "See" any "Sea"~ are you talking about the "C"? The freezer case has 2 in there~Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
What is A Second Wind? Do I need to hold onto my first one?
Hey, that's 2 questions! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
A second wind is what you get when you eat a second helping of beans.
How many BOOs are in a ghost?