He was a male chauvinist pig rooster!!!
Why do black cats like Halloween?
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He was a male chauvinist pig rooster!!!
Why do black cats like Halloween?
Because, that is the time of year all the field mice make their homes out of pumpkins, instead of tree trunks!!!! Easier to find catch them I suppose. :rolleyes:
What is the scariest Halloween costume? :rolleyes:
Cinderella!!!! Trust me on this!!! :eek:
Can reindeer dance?
Of course they can! But only hip hop. :p
What is the meaning of life?
to love animals and to let them love you.
Do Caribbean tourist spend more on drinks or on souvenirs & gifts?
Souvivners , of course. Mostly for their dogs :eek:
When does the sun set , on Mars?
late in the day right before night time. :p :D
Is Elvis still really alive??
Okay, I'll let you in on a little secret ( He was a guest at our house this afternoon) :eek:I had to run to the grocers for banannas!!!!! :eek: :D and I watched him eat those hidious sandwiches!!!!! :eek:
Do scratch and sniff pictures still smell? (after alllll these years?)
They never really had a smell in the first place. It was just your mind playing tricks on you.
Yes or no? :p
No. I would never, could never. Unless there is a surfboard involved. ;)
What is they key ingrediant in a peanut butter shake?
Oh, the wrong game!!!! :eek:
The key ingredient for a peanut butter shake would definately be "jelly". :eek: grape or strawberry!!!!
Goldilocks, Red Riding Hood, Little Bo Peep, Mary (with her lamb), .........where were they last sited? :eek:
Weren't they at the party at your house with Elvis yesterday? :D
How do you make a cookie crumble?
sneak up on it, then, SCREAM!!!!!! :D :D
What makes bannana go "Bad"? (tomatoes go rotton sometimes too)
when you dance around the banana
what makes water so clear?
Obvious, Clear means " toxic" :D :D ,
What is Spring Water, compared to "distilled Water"? They are both clear!! :confused: :D
Spring water springs at you when you try to drink it. Distilled water is used in brewing beer?
What does Yabba Dabba Doo mean? :confused: :D
Common slang for cavemen used while sliding down a Dinosaur's neck!!!
It was first posted on a cave wall, found somewhere in Arizona!!!!
( is this still the WRONG GAME?) :D :D :D :D
What else would Wilma Flintstone wear, besides that white, ragged dress? :rolleyes: ( :D )
she would wear a leather jacket with leather high heeled boots. *doesn't everyone wear that back in the day?*
why are churros so yummy and sugary?
So they can attract other Churros. :D
Why do tennis balls bounce?
It must be because of all the "flubber" inside of them!!!!
Does Play Doh still taste delicious? :eek: How about that school paste? :D
Play doh is a bit salty for my taste, but that paste makes a terrific onion dip!!
ewww j/k kids don't try this at home!!!
Why do dogs like to go to the park?
I think it's because of the "Pidgeon Poop"--and, the junk food that others leave behind!!!!
How does *The Statue of Liberty * itch her nose? :eek:
she has a friend borrow one of those spikes off her hat and itch it that way. But they have to be really careful. Last time her nose got chipped and they had to renovate. :D
What is the best part of the island of American Samoa?
Playing ping-pong in the hotel lobby!
Why do spiders make a web?
So flies can use it as a trampolene.
Why do ducks swim?
So they can be extras in the "Jaws" movies.
What are crossword puzzles?
:D :D Oh My lord!!! :D :D
Luxary Libraries in the Bathroom!!!!!! ( oh , geez, those giggles are on me again!!)
Give me a moment :D :D :D (whew)
Crossword puzzle time , my friends,
Here's the question(laughing and back spacing while laughing and back spacing!!)
Three letter word, okay?( oh, it starts with "E")
Asner and Sullivan (et al)
Can you still play the Wrong Game Now?
Barely!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Why did Asner and Sullivan eat Al? :eek:
:D :D Oh My lord, Save me!!!! :D :D :D
Why did Asner and Sullivan eat Al? (that was good!!!) :D
Give me a moment :D ( and Thank-you for the comedy relief!!!) Ahem!!!!!!
OHHHHH!!! :D (GEEZZZ)
Because, Al (the weirdo) made up some lyrics all about them!!!!! :D (burp)
Where are the* McGuire Sisters* today? :eek:
(heehee) any time!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
The "McGuire Sisters" are now working in a casino in Vegas!!! They look pretty good in feathers for their age!
What's your question????
OOPS! Sorry, I had a senior moment!!!
Why are dogs noses cold and wet sometimes?
So we can find them, when it is dark!!!
Why do dogs sniff each other, (you know where :eek: )
That's their version of Internet Dating!!!
What does the phrase: too pooped to pop, mean?
I think that means the kernals of corn left out of the "mating season" !!!!
Where does gum really go, when you swallow it?(I still think there is some Doublemint in my Colon!!! :eek: )
I'm not sure but I've heard it all goes to Texas!!!
What does: ants in your pants mean?
:D Ants in the Pants :D
It's a well known phrase~~~ meaning~~~~To much Argo Starch !!!!!!! OUCH!!!!!
What in the World in "Blueing " for, in terms of Laundry suppliments? :rolleyes:
My grannie used to use Blueing all the time. It made our clothes a lovely shade of blue; what else? ;) We looked like over ripe blueberries come day after laundry day!!!
What is a jitterbug?
A scene left out of "The Wizard of Oz" :D ( I've sent a little insect ahead, says the wicked witch!!!) :eek:
(I'm giving this dial up a run for the money!!!!) :D :D
What is a poor boy blouse, remember that crap?
My dial up is chasing yours!!!
Poor boy blouse? Hmm, I don't remember that one but then I was never a slave to fashion! ;)
I think they were when the older kids in a family were girls and their blouses got handed down to the younger sibs who were boys!!!
How often do you pick a peck of pickles?