for drinking iced tea during summer afternoons. :p
Just a play on words, :D
Where do earth worms go during cold weather?
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for drinking iced tea during summer afternoons. :p
Just a play on words, :D
Where do earth worms go during cold weather?
to go to the moon
why do we have phones?
So telemarketers can receive a paycheck :p ,
What is a flash light?
Something to shine in other peoples' faces. What are mice?
Hi!
Mice refers to several die, as in dice. more than 6 die are referred to as mice.
How many cards in a standard deck?
all the cards in the world! What's a deck?
a deck is a mound of dirt , thus, hit the dirt!!!!
Why do sailors have tattoos?
just so they can see how it looks on them, after that they don't want it anymore. Why do we draw pictures?
:D
here's a good on Jalb, we draw in pitchers, we draw water into a pitcher!!! :eek:
Whew , I must be tired, but The wrong game is fun!!!
I forgot to ask another silly question.
What is a weather vane?
It's when the weather is acting vain! What's shortstop?
A stop sign that's short!
Why do people brush their teeth?
so our teeth would get all icky and gross *yuck*
why do we have singers?
To provide grocery money for us! :p
Why do we have money?
So we can have it as a souvernier.
why do we have actors?
to go to Singapore for us..duh! :rolleyes:
wheres the Grand Canyon at?
*I love that place* It's in the middle of the ocean
Where is Paris?
In China!!!
Why do you crave chocolate?
because it tastes like Carrots
Why do we like to sing alot in the shower?
The steam stimulates our vocal chords.
How long does it take the earth to spin on its axis?
it takes 3,567,342,192 days
why do we have to learn math at school?
to be better swimmers!!
what does 2+2 equal?
22 duh!
Why do we have wind?!
To take away foot odor.
Why is the sky blue?
because i colored it blue!!
why do we drink water?
The sky is blue because it said it didn't want to be orange.
Why is ebay so popular?
cuz you can get free stuff!
What is the colo of an orange?
purple..come on now that was so easy ;)
whats the biggest breed of dog?
a Chihuahua!
What is the color of your feet?
they are rainbow swirled with black and brown spots! What is a pony?
its a small fuzzy brown critter
what is a dog?
potatoes
what colour is the sun?
its blue and green
what is the color of the moon?
Most of the time it's red, but it looks pink on cloudy nights (when you can usually see it clearer) ;)
Why do you think that cellphones are useful?
Because you can't call people with them!
Why is milk white?
It is white when its rotten
are computers useful?
it is green of course! What is a pool for?
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: !!!!!!!!!!! We all posted at the same time!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
I don't even dare to play the "Wrong Game " right now! :eek:
So, what is a pool for?