Doctors take your money so they can play golf!
How much does a pig's brain weigh?
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Doctors take your money so they can play golf!
How much does a pig's brain weigh?
love your communication methods :D :D Thanks for that info on the red x!!!
pigs brains weigh in at 2 oz., so , when there is a miracle, they can fly!!! Other wise, they'd just root as usual.
You've heard of "piggy banks" I assume, so, ---- :rolleyes: ,What are river banks?
They are the same thing. Why should pigs have all the money? :D
What is a mugwomp?
they are close friends of the wunks!!! ( Read "The Raggedy Man, by James Whitcomb Riley)
What is a pool party?
It's a party for members of the stenographer's pool in offices.
Why are worms so icky?
because, worms compete with cooked pasta!!! They're jealous I suppose!!! :D (Who would eat a warm worm?)
What is a stick shift?
The opposite of the graveyard shift! :eek:
How do you make tomato sauce?
momofuzzyfaces,
Stare that tomato straight in the eye!!!! Untill he relaxes, then, run him through a colandar!!!! no need for those seeds!!!!
What will become of the Internet?
It's being sold to Martians and will be shot into outer space soon!
Why are bears grumpy?
Goldilocks has a hand in this one!!!! She looks innocent, but she is a vixen!! :D Bears are grumpy because Goldilocks left them high and dry!!!
What did Red Riding Hood do after she found out that the wolf ate her Grandmother?
She grabbed all of her grandmother's goodies and she and the wolf moved to Las Vegas!
Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall?
He had a drinking problem!!!! :eek: Poor egg!!!!
On the subject of nursery rhymns, Did Simple Simon ever get a pie in the end?
Nah, he meet a cute little cookie at the fair and forgot all about pie!!!
Why does the sky turn dark when it rains?
so Dorothy can hitch a ride to OZ!!! :eek:
Is Marylin Monroe still a sex symbol today?
Only to old men!
Is Elvis really dead?