The ones topped with crab grass!
What color is the Queen of England's undies?
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The ones topped with crab grass!
What color is the Queen of England's undies?
Pssssssst.
(She does not wear knickers!!! at all) :D
Does the President use a knife and a fork?
No, just a spoon and a foot in his mouth! :eek:
What is worn under kilts?
the skin, it becomes quite chafed!!!! :D WOW!!! That is raw!!!
Does Laura Bush clean the white house toilets? :eek:
Sure and I'm the Queen of England! (how did you know I don't wear knickers?) :eek:
What is a Pop Tart?
I believe that is a queer who has lost his temper? (can you tell I'm bored to the gills?) :D
What is a social Butterfly?
:D A butterfly who loves parties!!!
What is a sling shot?
A butterfly who does studies history.
What are calculators for?
calulators you ask?
That's a tough one Jalb!!!!
I saw one at a Goodwill Store the other day. People use it to park their chewing gum!!! :D (hey, I tried)
What is a hot air balloon?
A lawyer.
what color is Bushes face after a news program?
and, here we are again :D
cough, cough ,
Ahem,
have to be wrong, right?
Bush's face is , of course, a subtle hue of light pink!!! (,
woops, forgot to ask a question!!!
Is Bush really a Keebler Elf?
Throw me a frickin bone here!!!!! :D :D :D :D This is a Pet Friendly sight, so I know I can say this!!!! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
he is and he is in charge of all Fudge!
What does Laura Bush use to keep her cool while with the Mr?
She uses uhhh.........eatable bombs. :p
Why are looders so smart?
They aren't. They just think they are!!!
What size shoes does Big Foot wear? :eek: