rules of the house:

This may have been posted before... but it is cute

RULES OF THE HOUSE


1. Dogs are never permitted in the house. The dog stays outside in a specially built wooden compartment named, for very good reason, the doghouse.

2. Okay, the dog can enter the house, but only for short visits or if his own house is under renovation.

3. Okay, the dog can stay in the house on a permanent basis, provided his dog house can be sold in a yard sale to a rookie dog owner.

4. Inside the house, the dog is not allowed to run free and is confined to a comfortable but secure metal cage.

5. Okay, the cage becomes part of a two-for-one deal along with the dog house in the yard sale, and the dog can go wherever he pleases.

6. The dog is never allowed on the furniture.

7. Okay, the dog can get on the old furniture but not the new furniture.

8. Okay, the dog can get up on the new furniture until it looks like the old furniture and then we'll sell the whole works and buy new furniture...upon which the dog will most definitely not be allowed.

9. The dog never sleeps on the bed. Period.

10. Okay, the dog can sleep at the foot of the bed.

11. Okay, the dog can sleep alongside you, but he's not allowed under the covers.

12. Okay, the dog can sleep under the covers but not with his head on the pillow.

13. Okay, the dog can sleep alongside you under the covers with his head on the pillow, but if he snores he's got to leave the room.

14. Okay, the dog can sleep and snore and have nightmares in bed, but he's not to come in and sleep on the couch in the TV room, where I'm now sleeping. That's just not fair.

15. The dog never gets listed on the census questionnaire as "primary resident", even if it's true.

Lady has always been allowed on the bed, but I draw the line when she starts pushing me off of the bed! She just waits until I'm up and about at 0430 and then steals the warm spot I left! :D

Love it! :D

LOL that's how it worked over here. When she first got Payson he wasn't allowed on any furniture and he had to sleep in his crate. Now he sleeps on the bed, under the covers, with his head on the pillow!

That is so true! The rules just keep getting changed! :D

lol :D When we got Anita, my dad would have never let her sleep on the bed... Now she can do what she wants, and she even sleeps with him...

now that's a very strict set of rules :D

Sounds like my house. I sleep with all four of mine at times. I think I need a bigger bed :)

Rules were meant to be broken!!! :D