Another joke from my uncle

Mujibar was trying to get into Canada legally through Immigration.

The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is

one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter Canada.

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."



Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and

say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"


*** I removed the last wee bit as in my opinion it was offencive & not funny, king2005 ***