10 reasons why gay marriage should be illegal **This is a joke**

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10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong


01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Ah, I just realized this should have probably gone into the Dog House. Please don't make this a decision about your beliefs or disbeliefs.
Please don't take this too seriously or get offended by it in any way. It's a meant to be funny.

Thanks for posting this.. we had a good laugh! :D

Heehee i found it funny:D

I moved it to the Dog House for you!

Classic. :)

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Originally Posted by Karen

I moved it to the Dog House for you!

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Thank you. I never go to the Dog House, so it never dawned on me that it should be there. I realized it soon after though. Thank you for moving it.

I've seen that around a lot lately, I love it!

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

:rolleyes: agreed, on behalf of the 12,000 homeLESS children in our anti-gay state alone.

WHAT? Hanging around tall people won't make me taller? Why didn't someone tell me sooner! I guess I need to give up the alliance with thinner people, too. Shoot, I am always the last to know.

Great post!

Amen :D.

Pfft must get rid of my thin and tall friends now ;).

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WHAT? Hanging around tall people won't make me taller? Why didn't someone tell me sooner! I guess I need to give up the alliance with thinner people, too. Shoot, I am always the last to know.

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LOL :D

That was funny!:D

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

that kinda went too far. my dad is gay yah know...

i know its a joke i was just saying.

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Originally Posted by dab_20

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

that kinda went too far. my dad is gay yah know...

i know its a joke i was just saying.

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That's the whole point of this. It's listing reasons why people say that gay marriage is wrong then showing how it doesn't make any sense. There are people out there who really do believe that if gay people have children their children will be gay. Which is just silly and not true. That's why it says "straight parents only raise straight children" because we know that isn't true either, because there are many gays and lesbians that were raised by straight couples.