Doggie Pet Peeves

> > > >
> > > >1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly
> > > >good leg humping.
> > > >
> > > >2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny.
> > > >
> > > >3. Yelling at me for barking...I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU
> > > >IDIOT!!
> > > >
> > > >4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't
> > > >all over everything while you're gone.
> > > >(Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little
> > > >like cat butt?)
> > > >
> > > >5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check
> > > >stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway?
> > > >
> > > >6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my
> > > >nose...stop it.
> > > >
> > > >7. Yelling at me for rubbing my ass on your carpet.
> > > >Why'd you buy carpet?
> > > >
> > > >8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your
> > > >guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that
> > > >handshake thing yet...idiot.
> > > >
> > > >9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we
> > > >both know the truth, you're just jealous.
> > > >
> > > >10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Imbecile.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >11. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now
> > > >you know why we chew your shit up when you're not
> > > >home.
> > > >
> > > >12. When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Do
> > > >you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?
> > > >
> > > >13. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then
> > > >acting surprised when I freak out everytime we go
> > > >back.
> > > >
> > > >14. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled
> > > >a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food
> > > >chain, you nitwit.
> > > >
> > > >15. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing
> > > >with us? To my knowledge, dogdom hasn't yet solved
> > > >the visible fence problem!!

I am crying!!!!!


Totally brilliant - very funny indeed.

Thank you for sharing this one - it made me laugh out loud!!

http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/jump.gif That is just TOO funny. Thanks for sharing it with us! I Needed a good laugh today.

Way, way tooo funny!

Ok, you brightened my day...it hadn't been brilliant until I read that!! Our stupid neighbor yelled at Mike again about us having too many dogs and that our yard stinks...as the dog would say...you imbecile!! lol

Good one!! I haven't seen this one before.

very funny!!! I have to admit, I'm guilty of number 14!!!

That was hilarious! That's probably what they would say to us if they could!

Nooooo way! I'd like to think my dogs wouldn't call me an idiot, hehe :D :D

Hmm, I think I'm going to go smell my toothbrush :eek:

LOOC! Those are great!

Thanks for sharing :)

That is hilarious! I could see Drake saying that to me, too! Glad I don't have a cat!

Those are great! Thanks for sharing!