Alaska Dept of Fish and Game says.....
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game,
while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop
their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually
late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they
give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition
depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to
drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
