Dangerous geckos and mighty crickets
Better be careful! It is a little known but none-the-less true fact that every 1000th gecko born into the this world comes with extraordinary strength, courage and even fierceness. Such geckos delight in luring unsuspecting orange and white kitty boys to come after them in hot pursuit - and then, just when the kitty boy thinks he has such a gecko, the gecko will shoot between his legs, clamp its mighty jaws down upon the tip of his tail, then whirl him rapidly about until the kitty boy grows dizzy. The gecko will then unleash his jaws and the kitty boy will go sailing into the next room, where he is certain to knock the turkey right off the table and onto a diner's lap.
Save for the gecko, this is never a pleasant thing, either for the orange kitty boy or for the diner. Vegetarians should take no comfort in this, as a hot plate of steaming rhubard feels no better in the lap than does a turkey.
As for crickets, every millionth one comes with the same overwhelming strength and courage. At one in a million, you may think the odds are overwhelmingly in Kitty Boy's favor, but in the world of cricket reproduction, one million is nothing. That many crickets will be born in Phoenix just in the time that it is about to take me to punch the "submit reply" button and post this.
Please - do be careful! For Kitty Boy's sake!