Prison vs. Work
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should makes things a little bit clearer:
IN PRISON........you spend the majority of your time in an 10x10 cell
AT WORK..........you spend the majority of your time in an 8x8 cubicle
IN PRISON........you get three meals a day
AT WORK..........you get a break for one meal that you have to pay for
IN PRISON........you get time off for good behavior
AT WORK..........you get more work for good behavior
IN PRISON........you can watch TV and play games
AT WORK..........you'll get fired for watching TV and playing games
IN PRISON........you get your own toilet
AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on it
IN PRISON........they allow your family and friends to visit
AT WORK..........you aren't even supposed to speak to your family and friends
IN PRISON........you spend your life inside bars wanting to get out
AT WORK..........you spend your life wanting to get out and go inside bars
IN PRISON........you must deal with sadistic wardens
AT WORK..........we call them managers
