We are being aboosed!!!pics

Mew Mew PT
It's Kasha. I have appointed myself purrcat for my new family! We are being aboosed! Let's start with my own sad story:First she only gives me soft food ONCE a day! Once!! How am I supposed to keep my girlish figure on those rations. Kibble, blech!! and then that woman will not leave me alone to nap! She always has the flashy thing in my face!
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I need my beauty rest! Which leads me to my next complaint:

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How about a bed that is big enough for me? I can't fit on the back of this chair and I keep slipping off!!

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My sisfur, Ivy, can't even find a bed. She has been reduced to trying to get comfy in the utensil cupboard!!! :eek: Oh, the horror!!!

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And poor Polly Paws--to find a soft cushion, she had to go to jail! Look, she is surrounded by bars. Mom says it is a chair that she has to put together tonight, but we know it's really a kitty jail!

We are terribly aboosed!
Kasha

WHAT YOU POOR ABUSED CATS,NEED IS A FISH BED,OR TWO,LIKE WE THE FOUND CATS HAVE,AS THEY ARE GREAT,TO NOT ONLY SLEEP IN,BUT YOU CAN SLEEP,ON THEM,AS WELL,AND THEY ARE MADE,BY A PET TALKER!!!

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AS TONY,THE TIGER WOULD SAY
THEYRE GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!

Oh the abuse! Lock her up! Wet food once a day?!? I do hope you get the entire can to yourself, or does she make you share?

Please hold onyto these photos as evidence of your aboose!

Good luck,
the catnapper crew

My, my, my!:eek: HOW could ANYONE treat such beautiful creatures SOOO-O-o-o-o-o-o CRUELLY!:eek: But the flashy thingy gives you PROOF of the awful aboose you are having to endure. And the rest of it, well, it's just too, too terrible to even imagine how you have survived for so long!!! Oh, the injustice of it all...........:D

That's horrible!! ;) I guess it could be worse; my kitties only get wet food about once a month. :eek:

I would take you guys in a heartbeat but you have to put up with being 1) without wet food, 2) being chased by your siblings, and 3) I have an insatiable urge to squish kitties...I hold them like babies and kiss their noses. Maybe you are better off. LOL :D

Kasha, I suggest that you contact the authorities promptly! Such abuse must not be tolerated;) .

On the other hand, you could continue looking pitiful and sad and maybe your meowmie would relent and give you a little extra or maybe a treat?

It's worth a try!!!:D

Poor, poor aboosed kitties. It's a crime to have to live like that, LOL!!! Wet food only once a day and no proper bedding. It just breaks my heart. ;)

Poor babies! They are just soooo mistreated.;)

Rebel Rebel Rebel!!! Kasha and Ivy, Rebel!!! You tell the world the ingratuted and mistreate of Mom! Call the authorities! Rebel, we shall not tolerate no longer! Jump on Mom's chest and impose to her the new rules: 1) wet food every day; 2) one bed for Kasha and one bed for Ivy; 3) Sun bath everyday; 4) one 30 minutes session of Rub Rub!!!!!!!! :) :) :)

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Originally posted by catnapper
Oh the abuse! Lock her up! Wet food once a day?!? I do hope you get the entire can to yourself, or does she make you share?

Good luck,
the catnapper crew

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Fank yoo, catnapper crew! I was able to guilt her into the entire can today--course it was just a little can of senior foodies, but it was tasty. Usually she makes me share with those other cats! But I just hiss at them and they don't touch my food!

Oh Kasha... this is terrible! Don't worry, I called the A&P Investigators and they're not only on the way, they are outraged! Right now I'm preparing a motion to be filed in Cat Court first thing in the morning.

Oh my!!! You poor things!! I hope A&P can correct this matter.

(You're all totally cute, btw! :) )

Hi Kasha and Ivy. Meowmie forgot to say that I'll be happy to be your kitty attorney in Cat Court. The legal papers are good to go and will be filed tomorrow morning. Please feel free to let me know if you'd like any other facts included. Most important for now is keep those pictures hidden somewhere safe, they're good evidence. Is there any chance of settling this out of Cat Court?

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose

I am so glad you found yourself a good lawyer. He'll fight for more wet food and will be happy to share, I'm sure;)

We suffer with you and would be happy to share that cushion- as a kind of protest, of course:D

I'm calling the Alaskan Authorities as we speak, Kasha. Don't worry, help is on the way. To think she claims she "rescued" you. :rolleyes:

Hee hee.