Be Careful What You Wish For!
An old lady, famous for her charitable work was visited by a fairy godmother who offered her 3 wishes.
"My," she said, "I've everthing I could want in life. What more do I need?" After a moment she thought "well, I could do with a new chair. I've had that one for 25 years."
In the blink of an eye, the fairy godmother gave her a new chair. "What will your second wish be?" asked the fairy.
"Well, if you insist, I would like a new car."
Instantly, a new car appeared outside her house.
And you're third wish?
"Well, I suppose there's no point having a new car without having somebody to share it with...Can you possibly turn my loyal and loving cat into a handsome young man?"
Almost immediately, the cat turned into a handsome man. The young man walked over to the lady and said, "I bet you wish you hadn't had me neutered now..."
