Abduction?

Since man has been able to read and write, stories have been recorded about abductions, People mysteriously taken from their homes-only to find themselves at the center of some kind of experiment-being performed by huge beings......

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There I was, asleep in my bed.

I was dreaming about one of the girls in the neighborhood when
I was awaked by the sensation of being lifted off the bed. I opened my eyes and saw that I was floating thru the room.

FLOATING???

Well, now I am awake....I can't fly.

As I becomes more obvious that I am doing somwthing I was never meant to I am suddenly shoved in a small cage with windows on the side and loaded into a Mothership that speeds away far faster than I have ever traveled in my life.

We traveled for how long? I don't know.

My sense of time is not that great...but soon enough the Mothership slows down, stops and I am transported by a huge
being to another room...

I am taken out of the cage and set on a cold steel table..Bright lights blind me and I can barely make out two aliens holding me down. Another being begins to probe my body....My mouth, my genitals, rear end-ears, nose.

I want to fight but I cannot get loose...

The final indignity comes when a large steel pin is inserted into my haunch..

WHAT IS GOING ON???

Soon enough, It's over.


I'm back in the box and the sensation of speed is back again.

We roar thru space and I wonder if I am dreaming???

How can I dream when my eyes are open.

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Soon enough I am back in my bed. I shake my head and wonder if it's all been a dream..

I try to tell my room mate what I think has happened to me. He just looks at me like I am crazy, turns away and goes back to the bowl of food he's eating.

He probably thinks I have been hitting the catnip too hard lately, or just thinks that I sleep way too much....

What I want to know is if there are any other cats out there that
have had a story about being abducted like mine?

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This story came from an idea I heard this morning, my favorite talk show host was telling about taking his cat to the vet!

His end of the story has the "abductee" trying to explain what happened to him today......The other cat accuses him of catnip abuse.

The point of his story was how much a trip to the vet for a cat, and the stories about people being abducted by E.T.s.....

I wish I had a trascript of HIS story, it was far funnier when he told it!!

So the next time you take the kitty to the vet.....
Remember to slow the mothership down.

Cats were never meant to speed.






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I NEVER THOUGHT,OF OUR CATS,THINKING,THAT THEY HAVE BEEN ABDUCTED,AND ITS NO WONDER,WHY THEY ARE AFRAID,OF GOING,TO A PLACE,THAT SMELLS ,LIKE MEDICINE,AND HAVING PEOPLE PROD,AND TOUCH HIM,IN PRIVATE PLACES.
I WONDER,HOW I CAN MAKE,THE EXPERIENCE EASIER,FOR GCK.
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WHAT EXPERIENCE,DAD?