2029 Headlines

I received this in an e-mail this morning and thought it was too cute not to share. I had seen some of these things before but many are new. :)

Ozone created by electric cars now killing
millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California.

Baby conceived naturally . Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

France pleads for global help after being taken
over by Jamaica.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now
be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to
$17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such
a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.

Pam, I love those headlines! I'll be 81 when they happen!

Funny.:D Just might be prophetic.:D

LOL! :D

LOL LOL
Thanks for the chuckle this morning! :D

I think the Japanese scientists have the key.:D