Age old questions of a cat owner

Boy, there seems to be many questions a cat owner experiences in one day. I have but two examples

Q:
What could make a 20 pound King Cat look like this?
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y20...d/poofyboy.jpg

A:
A 10 pound demure grey girl with green eyes whooping his butt!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...gn/Minnie3.jpg
("Who, me?")


Q:
What would make Mr. Hissy Cat endure a pesky kitten playing through the bars of a laundry basket? What would make him look like he was enjoying it???
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y20...layingpair.jpg

A:
A bug INSIDE the laundry basket with him :eek:
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y20.../bugvictim.jpg


Anyone else have age old questions and perhaps a few answers? :D

OMG Kim, too fuuuuunnnnnyyyyyy!!!!!!!

That is one heck of a big bug in your laundry basket.

I am not as clever as you to come up with some questions and answers, but i'll see what I can come up with. Don't hold your breath though. :D

A LOT,OF TIMES,THE CAT,THAT IS THERE FIRST,GETS,TO BE THE BOSS CAT,DESPITE ANY SIZE DIFFERENCE,ALTHOUGH SOME CATS,LIKE BIG JJJ3,AND THE MOOSE,ARE SIMPLY NOT FIGHTERS,AND SCRAPPY 2,CAN BOSS THEM AROUND.
AND MOST CATS WILL TOLERATE KITTENS,AS THEY STILL,HAVE A BIT,OF KITTEN,IN THEM,NO MATTER,HOW MATURE,THEY SEEM.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...tphotos854.jpg