Have You Heard ?

TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF MARTHA STEWART IS
STALKING YOU DOG ........

10. There's potpourri hanging from his/her collar.
9. The dog's nails have been cut with pinking shears.
8. The dog toys are all stored in McCoy crocks.
7. The pooper scooper has been decorated with raffia.
6. That telltale lemon slice in the new silver water bowl.
5. You find liver and whole wheat dog treats stamped
out with copper cookie cutters and decorated with
royal icing using a #2 rosette tip.
4. Dog hair has been collected and put into wire
baskets for nesting material for the birds.
3. A seasonally approciate grapevine wreath adorns
the front of your dog's crate.
2. Your dog goes outside naked and comes in wearing
a thyme colored virgin wool hand knitted sweater
with matching boots.
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY YOU KNOW THAT MARTHA
STEWART IS STALKING YOUR DOG IS.....

1. The dog droppings in your backyard have been
sculpted into swans.
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LOL! LOL! LOL!!! Good for you, Lizbud!!! That made me truly laugh out loud tonight!!! :D :D :D

I hope you don't mind if I share this over at Jackie's community.

LOL! That is too funny. :D Thanks for sharing. :)

Thank You I needed that....http://www.plauder-smilies.de/jump.gif

You're welcome,

Sometimes we need to laugh or we'd all go
crazy. Please share with anyone who needs a good
laugh today.... Liz.

Exactly, Liz..... :D :D :D

:D :D Marvelous!

Thank you so much, Lizbud, for the great laugh! It warms the chill and clears the clouds.

Good one !:D :D :D

My dog is definately NOT Martha Stewart-like! :p