Some where in time there was a cat who belonged to a fierce, brave soldier. This warrior had no fear, he would never back down from any threat-This man would look at fear in the eye and fear would back down.
One day this soldier was watching his cat playing when, the cat stopped, looked at the ground and puked up a fricking hairball in the middle of the floor.
The soldier, a great thinking man, was hit with a brain storm.
This tactic was the good basis for a defensive weapon.
Place hidden explosives, randomly on a battlefield!!!
When your enemy came onto that battlefield he would have to move slowly to keep from being blown up, making him a target while trying to traverse this area.
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At this moment there is one, possibly two CAT PUKE LAND MINES
in my house.......I heard someone (EDWARD D KATZ) hack them up last night....OH! the joys of linoleum floors!!!!!!
But I have yet to find them.....they aren't on my regular paths of travel so it's time to hit my knees with the old flashlight and find out exactly where these biological weapons were placed.....
cats- you HAVE TO love them!:rolleyes: :D :cool: :eek: :confused: :mad:
