Dogology!

Dogology

> The reason a dog has so many friends is that he
wags his tail
>instead of his tongue. - Anonymous
>
> If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I
want to go
>where they went. - Will Rogers
>
> Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive
evidence that
>you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
>
> There is no psychiatrist in the world like a
puppy licking your
>face. - Ben Williams
>
> A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you
more than they
>love themselves. - Josh Billings
>
> The average dog is a nicer person than the
average person.
>- Andy Rooney
>
> We give dogs time we can spare, space we can
spare and love we
>can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all.
It's the best deal
>man has ever made. - M. Acklam
>
> I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members
of a weird
>religious cult. - Rita Rudner
>
> Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like
never bathed a
>dog. - Franklin P.
>
> If your dog is fat, YOU aren't getting enough
exercise. - Unknown
>
> My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo
is up to $3.00 a
>can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. - Joe
Weinstein
>
> Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? We
come back from
>a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken,
pork, half a
>cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on
earth! - Anne
>Tyler
>
> You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the
dog will give you
>a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never
would've thought of
>that!' - Dave Barry
>
> Dogs are not our whole life, but they do make our
lives whole. -
>Roger Caras
>
> If you think dogs can't count, try putting three
dog biscuits in
>your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. -
Phil Pastoret
>
> My goal in life is to be as good of a person as
my dog already
>thinks I am. - Unknown

Those are all wonderful observations--and so true! Thanks for posting them, I'm gonna save this one for sure!

Thanks!

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Dogs are not our whole life, but they do make our
lives whole. -
>Roger Caras

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right now dogs are just about my whole life.

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three
dog biscuits in
your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. -
Phil Pastoret

I love this one!:D

Thanks, these people are definately dog people....:D

Those statements are very true! I love them! They make all of the sense in the world!

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Originally posted by Jadapit

> If you think dogs can't count, try putting three
dog biscuits in
>your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. -
Phil Pastoret

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LOL. . :p thats scary!! Even when I don't realize it, Gonzo stares at me and goes through all of his tricks if I have a treat in my pocket.

"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the
dog will give you
>a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never
would've thought of
>that!' - Dave Barry"


that would never work here. Frankie would say "My God, you're right!" but then Jillian would snort at him and say "it is not. Are you REALLY that gullible?" Frankie would pout away to his kennel, Jillian would continu banging her 3 pound toy against the fish tank, and the macaw would be giggling.....


All before my first cup of coffee!! maybe thats why they were talking... :o

Those are cute! :D I have the "my goal in life" one in my sig, as well as one that says, "a golden retriever is love and devotion, wrapped in sunshine" :)