The Tortise and the 747.

Man hid turtle on his back

A Chinese man pretended to be a hunchback to smuggle his pet turtle on to a plane.

Wu, who is in his 60s, strapped the turtle to his back before boarding the plane to Chongqing.

He got through security but was then stopped by a guard who thought his hump looked odd.

A quick search uncovered the turtle which had a 20cm diameter and weighed about 5kg.

Wu, who was flying home to Chongqing after eight years in Guangzhou, said he knew he was not allowed to take live animals on board but was too attached to his turtle.

Finally, he changed plane and checked the pet in as baggage, reports the New Express.

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Dude?
Is that a hump on your back or are you trying to smuggle a turtle aboard this plane???

OR

I'm sure the turtle would go nuts, take over the plane and try to land in a field of lettuce.

I may be wrong......:rolleyes: