Okay, so when you're supposed to be at work for 6am (yes, that is an actual time, it does exist and no, apparently it's NOT cruel and unusual to schedule people like that) you need to shower and everything like normal, right? But you can be forgiven for being a bit.... Off..... A bit........ Sleepy......... Right? So I stumble in to the bathroom, turn on the light (ouch) and turn on my shower. I do this by reaching through the curtain, pulling the knob and then turning the water on.
I have never seen two cats move so fast, look so wet, and look so pissed off all at once!!!!!! It seems that they've taken to sleeping in the tub....... I've never seen it because they're always right beside the bed to greet me in the morning. But not now.. They're under the bed, and while the hissing and snarling has stopped I have no desire what so ever to put my hand under there to see if they still like me.
On the plus side I am now WIDE awake!!!!!
Cheers,
Dan