:rolleyes:
I just opened the box to my new chainsaw and started reading the manual........
On the bottom of the first page:
DO NOT operate chainsaw while upset.
I thought that was the perfect time to operate a chainsaw?
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:rolleyes:
I just opened the box to my new chainsaw and started reading the manual........
On the bottom of the first page:
DO NOT operate chainsaw while upset.
I thought that was the perfect time to operate a chainsaw?
:D :D :D That's hilarious.
I'm sure Richard will have more to add when he has a chance to log on.....:D :D
Well as long as you don't live in Texas, have have an urge for a massacre.:D
I don't know if this counts as one or not but last night I was watching a commercial for a new sleeping pill that has just come out. The ad said, "May cause drowsiness."
Ya think? :eek:
I bought a sweater many years ago, and the washing instruction tag said to "Wash in Snow". Good thing it was a Winter sweater lol! :D I wish I'd clipped out a few articles from the paper too. One was in the "Lost & Found" section of the local paper, and someone had lost a "Grey and White Kitchen". :eek: :eek: :D Another was one I couldn't resist...a person was selling a "Half couch". I called the number in the ad, and asked very nicely if he'd be willing to sell just a quarter of it? He was NOT amused and rudely hung up on me! :D I was ROFLMAO! :D To this day, I'm still wondering what a 'half couch' is? :confused:
i think a half couch is a loveseat
in my Best Friends Sanctuary magazine they had funny true adds, and one was like
Found- friendly dog. shepherd mix may be male or female, not sure.
:)
Chalk up the stupid warnings to stupid lawsuits, some companes try to stay one step ahead.
http://www.hambly-funeral.com/alaskacherry.jpgQuote:
Originally posted by QueenScoopalot
Another was one I couldn't resist...a person was selling a "Half couch". I called the number in the ad, and asked very nicely if he'd be willing to sell just a quarter of it? He was NOT amused and rudely hung up on me! :D I was ROFLMAO! :D To this day, I'm still wondering what a 'half couch' is? :confused:
http://www.casketfairprice.com/image...Half-Couch.JPG
do a google search for "half couch"
:eek:
Ah Ha! It's something you lie around in for a very long time...and I thought I could sit on it. Yikes, and lol! The mystery's been solved. :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by Luvin Labs
http://www.hambly-funeral.com/alaskacherry.jpg
http://www.casketfairprice.com/image...Half-Couch.JPG
do a google search for "half couch"
:eek: