Stupid doggie words

You know what I mean; we all use them.

What are the words you use with your dogs that you don't really want another sane human being to hear you say?

Here's an example of my doggie dictionary.

Bewwy - belly
boo boo - injury or illness as in the case of the "boo boo bewwy"
Bawee - Bailey
skeeky- squeaky toy
bankee - blanket
bad bug - any bug I want revenge against. :rolleyes:

That's only 6. I have tons more I think I'd be too embarassed to share...even here. :D

Last night Bailey was barking at the fence, and she had finally struck my last nerve. I opened the back door and yelled, "Bawee get in here."

Hubby looked at me and said "did you really just say "Bawee" in front of all the neighbors?"

Yep, I did. :D

Do you have a doggie dictionary, too?

Sylvester - Vester, Syl

Bird - Cackers, Quackers, Crackles

Spider - Pider, Turtle

Snubbies - Nubbies, Snubs

(those are all stuffed animals he's either delegged, destuffed, and/or torn apart)

There's more, but I forget right now haha

Ducks, geese, etc. are called "Yummy Birdies"!:D

Oh geez...I have so many...I don't think I could remember them all...

Wittle - little
guhweeky - squeaky
Wet's go - Let's go

(actually, when I'm talking to my dogs, I don't think the letter L exists)

summpin - something
nummy - yummy
dat - that

Oh, I could go on and on...just think about baby talk...that is my vocabulary when I talk to my dogs (sometimes). I don't think I've been caught by my neighbor's though! ;) :p

I talked to my dogs in baby talk:o guilty but I use
wittle-little(like Judy)
purdy-pretty
and just basically baby talk;)

cootie pie - cutie pie
wuv - love
you're so tweet (sweet)
you're so purdy (pretty)
widdle - little

As a group, I call the dogs my "puddies" Sort of a combination of buddies and Puppies.

For Riley (and Brooke too), we call their water "juice cup" because that's what little toddlers drink :p

Nug/nugs = snuggle
Doopy = stupid :rolleyes: although of course I don't mean it seriously haha