Actual ads...

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04-08-2005, 01:22 PM
wolfsoul

Actual ads...

Some of them kind of mean...But most funny.

Quote:

Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
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FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile.. Better
be reward.
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COWS, CALVES, NEVER BRED... Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
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GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
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NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300
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FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
04-08-2005, 01:34 PM
LeahMM

:D Very funny. I love the parachute one. **OUCH**
04-08-2005, 03:03 PM
LKPike

FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile.. Better be reward.

lol, poor thing, hope he found his family
04-08-2005, 03:45 PM
Lexi_Lover

LMAO! OMGosh those are good! :p
04-09-2005, 06:26 PM
jackie

FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile.. Better be reward

this one made me spit water out!!! LOLOL
04-09-2005, 11:27 PM
Bigyummydog

:D i can't stop laughing....:D

MAXIMUS is starting to look at me like i've lost it or something...:confused:

thanx i really needed that..............:D
04-09-2005, 11:59 PM
aly

Blah, I think it would be funny if it was a joke. Since they are real ads though, it just makes me really sad. Stupid people.

*edit* I was talking about the animal ones. The others are really funny.
04-10-2005, 09:02 AM
Twisterdog

Quote:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

I groom that dog.

;)
04-10-2005, 09:36 AM
KYS

Love it! to funny.
04-10-2005, 09:54 AM
MsMini

Those cracked me up! :D
04-13-2005, 10:08 PM
tikeyas_mom

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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog

that is too funny. :D
04-17-2005, 06:19 PM
Felicia's Mom

Funny!!:D :D
04-20-2005, 04:02 PM
Suki Wingy

HAHHhhHhahhaZHAAAAA!!!!!!!
05-03-2005, 08:00 AM
persianmom

Thanks I need that. Had a bad night at work, My fur babies are looking at me like I've lost my mind or something because I'm laughing so hard.
05-04-2005, 05:23 AM
Vette

LOL those are cute