From Police/Fire Log in a Local Newspaper (roflmao)
http://www.gloucestertimes.com/
News
Police/Fire
Animal issues
• A man drinking liquor in front of an adopted bird at an Essex Avenue home was the source of a domestic dispute reported around 9 p.m. Tuesday.
The man's live-in, ex-wife called police because he was drinking liquor in front of their bird — which she said he is forbidden to do because it makes their dog mad.
The ex-husband told police he drank a couple of nips in front of the bird but he didn't smoke his pipe in front of it. The woman agreed to return the bird to the shelter the next day. Police did not file any charges for the incident.
