Samantha's letter of complaint
Dear Meowmie
I write to complain about the standard of accommodation hereabouts. It's all very well saying that holiday cottages are usually compact, but there is no room to swing a mouse in here! I cannot even stand up straight.
Might I suggest that you have a word with Ms Peanut in Chicago? Clearly she receives excellent real estate advice and I feel that perhaps her consultants can do something for me.
Yours in hope
Samantha
xx
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