Wait till ya here THIS one!!!
Last night I got up outta bed cuz I heard someone banging on the back downstairs door. When I opened the door to look out the hallway, the *ahem* HO that lives in the studio apartment behind me (she's a crack HO who is FOREVER having the cops called, nice place, huh???) was banging the back door to get it to close. She apologized, saying she had just changed the lock and it wasn't working right. Just then, one of the kittens came wandering out of the room and she went ballistic!! "Oh!! Look at the beautiful kitty! I LOOOOOVE black kitties!! Do you have a black male??? " I said yes. "I'd LOVE a black male!! I asked her WHY she didn't want a female. "Oh, because I won't have to have him fixed, I can just throw his @$$ outside. :eek: :eek:
Yeah right! I'm going to trust her with one of MY babies???? She'd probably trade him for a rock! Hell will freeze over first!!