If Dogs Sent Letters to God...VERY CUTE READ!!!
Received this in an email...too cute to not pass on to my dog loving friends :)
If Dogs Sent Letters to God
Dear God: Why do humans smell flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?
Dear God: Why are there cars named after the Jaguar, the Cougar, the Mustang, the Colt, the Stingray, and the Rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a Cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice
ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?
Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear God: When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?
Dear God: A re there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
Dear God: In Heaven, will I still have to take the blame for people's farts?
Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog:
1. I will not eat cat's food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. I will not munch on "leftovers" in the kitty litter box; although they are tasty, they are not food.
4. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
5. The sofa is not a face towel; neither are Mom and Dad's laps.
6. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
7. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
8. I will not bite the officers hand when he reaches in for Dad's Driver's License and registration.
9. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
10. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not an acceptable way of saying 'hello.'
11. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm laying under the coffee table.
12. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house.
13. I will not throw up in the car.
14. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.
15. I will not sit in the middle of the living-room and lick my crotch when company is over.
16. The cat is not a squeaky toy; so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
Dear God: May I have my testicles back?
Re: If Dogs Sent Letters to God...VERY CUTE READ!!!
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Originally posted by Christiansmommy
5. The sofa is not a face towel; neither are Mom and Dad's laps.
7. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
10. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not an acceptable way of saying 'hello.'
13. I will not throw up in the car.
Dear God: May I have my testicles back?
ALL of these apply to Buddy!!!
They all were great!! Thanks for passing that one on to us!
