Puppy Class-101

Puppy Class-101
#1- If there is an indescribable calm in the house that lasts more than
5-minutes, there is something irreplaceable being totally destroyed…

#2- You will know that your puppies are learning the household rules, when
you only have to vacuum the entire house two times each morning, and once
before your husband comes home from work...

#3- Never attempt to check on a midnight noise without first putting on
your slippers, and/or turn-on every light in the house…

#4- All items located less than 24-inch off the floor are considered toys.

All object located 36-inches off the floor are considered potential toys…

Treasured items should never be brought into the house…

#5- Valuable objects should be boxed-up, and put away until your puppy is
grown, or better yet, sell them…

You will need the money to replace the carpet that they have just chewed…

#6- Don’t be deceived by their sweetness while they sleep.

Puppies never truly sleep, but plot their next plan of attack...

#7- Do not lead 2-Newfoundland puppies at the same time unless you have
their leash securely tied to the bumper of your car.

#8- When you are finished walking the puppies, and you find that they want
to play with the leash… Give it to them!!!

It is not worth fighting, or the beating that you will take… It is much
simpler to buy a new leash…

#9- Windows are meant for looking through, and curtains are meant to climb.

A good housekeeper in today’s society will always buy new curtains at least
once a month, regardless of her reasons…

Enrollment should be done without hesitation due to the oversized classes,
and the toll that is taken on the sagging strength of the classroom walls…


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