Pet New Years Resolutions

I had a serious chat with my crew today, and explained to them the importance of making resolutions.

Sasha's resolutions:

1. I will spend more time biting Nilla's ears.
2. I will spend more time on the kitchen counters much to Meowmie's chagrin.
3. I will pee on the bed as often as I can.

Viv's resolutions:

1. I will spend more time beating the %^&$#@($& out of Sasha.
2. I will spend more time hissing at Nilla.
3. I will spend more time licking Emily Rose.

Nilla's Resolutions:

1. I will spend more time leaping from couch to couch like a mountain goat.
2. I will spend more time running around the neighborhood when I get out by accident ;)
3. I will spend more time chewing on Emily Rose's fur until it is all wet and matted.

Emily Rose's Resolutions:

1. What's a resoultion?
2. I'm too little for those.
3. Ma, Nilla's licking and biting my fur........!

:D :D
Max:
I will spend more time sleeping. 18 hours a day just isn't enough.
In my waking hours, I will continue to stalk Speckles as much as I can.
I will scream louder for food when Meowmie is late getting home from work.
I will try to always bury my tootsie rolls. (no promises here though)

Speckles:
I will spend more time sleeping. 20 hours a day just isn't enough.
I will try not to snore so loud.
I will try not to scoot my butt across the rug after leaving some stinky poos in the litter box.

Amy,

1- I promise to yell as loud as I can and object as much as possiable to going in the car.

2- I will make Meowmie feel as sorry for me as I can while charming the pants off of her!

Giz..
1-FIND SOMETHING MORE TO GET INTO!
2- FIND something more to get into!
3-Find something more to get into!
4- Find something more to get into

Samantha..
1- Find another lap to curl up there (Never enough laps around here)

2-Eat more, gain more weight so I can be a FAT CAT!

3- Help Amy howl in the car so it is in stero.

Chester
1- Take care of and watch over all my "girls, even Meowmie.

Ed's New Year's resolutions.

I will...

Walk thru the spilled water from my dish before jumping into bed every night.

Not bolt out the door when dad least expects it.

Stop jumping up at the screen door and scaring to poop outta dad.

Dump the treat dish after I go potty.

Not get upset when dad screams at the TV while I am on his lap.

Nicki:
I resolve to let the cats rule the house.
I will whine as often and as annoyingly as possible.
I will bark every time daddy gives mommy a kiss.

Allen:
I resolve to do everything I want to just because I can.

Pouncer:
I resolve to torment Abby
I will eat as much Kitten Chow as opossible
I will sleep as much as possible
I will hiss at mom when she tried to keep me from eating Kitten Chow or sleeping

Harry:
I resolve to be as handsome as possible and get into as much trouble as possible. Being as cute qs I am, I will never get into trouble.
I will make mom feed me a hundred times a day... I'm starving ya know!

Abby:
I resolve to look and sound sweet and helpless... but I will instigate every fight.