Best Headlines Of 2004

The Years Best (actual) Headlines of 2004
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>Something Went Wrong
>in Jet Crash, Expert Says
>[no, really?]
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>Police Begin Campaign
> to Run Down Jaywalkers
> [now that's taking things a bit far!]
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>Panda Mating Fails;
>Veterinarian Takes Over
>[what a guy!]
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>Miners Refuse to Work
>after Death
> [no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]
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>Juvenile Court to
>Try Shooting Defendant
>[see if that works any better than a fair trial!]
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>War Dims Hope
>for Peace
>[I can see where it might have that effect!]
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>If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
>[you think?!]
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>Cold Wave Linked
>to Temperatures
> [who would have thought!]
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>Enfield (London) Couple
>Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
> [they may be on to something!]
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>Red Tape Holds
>Up New Bridges
>[you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]
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>Man Struck By Lightning
>Faces Battery Charge
>[he probably IS the battery charge!]
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>New Study of Obesity
>Looks for Larger Test Group
>[weren't they fat enough?!]
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>Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
> [That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
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>Kids Make Nutritious
>Snacks
> [Taste like chicken?]
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>Local High School
>Dropouts Cut in Half
>Massacre all over again!]
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>Hospitals are Sued
>by 7 Foot Doctors
> [Boy, are they tall!]
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>And the winner is....
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>Typhoon Rips Through
>Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

:D :D :D

VERY funny, very, very funny.

Those are so bad!! Thanks for the laughs :)

HAHAHAHA! I liked those.

LOL...makes you wonder if they have editors :D :D

LOL!!

;) ;) ;) ;)

hehehehe thats friggen FUNNNNNNNNNNNNY!

what a hoot......makes one wonder who the proof-reader was.....funny, funny, funny!!!