Thinking "Outside the Box!" *chuckle*
Ok, let me set the picture...
This past summer we had a sprinkler system installed in our front yard and new sod put down.
My dad decided it was time to fertilize the yard. He grabs a bag of fertilizer and pours it into an empty tidy-cat bucket. (He carries the bucket around and tosses handfuls out on the lawn.)
We live on a corner lot with four way stop signs.
Some guy pulls his motorcycle up to the curb and says, "Excuse me, sir. Can I ask you a question?" Dad, thinking this guy's going to ask for directions, nods. The guy proceeds, "What exactly does kitty litter do for you yard?"
Dad told him (and how he kept a straight face, I'll never know...),
"When we water, the clay helps lock in the moisture." :rolleyes: :D
"Huh. Well, your yard sure looks good. Thanks!" And he rolls away...
Somewhere in this town, some poor soul's buying cat litter and it's not for the litterbox! lol
Re: Thinking "Outside the Box!" *chuckle*
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Originally posted by zippy-kat
Dad told him (and how he kept a straight face,
I'll never know...)
Somewhere in this town,
some poor soul's buying cat litter
and it's not for the litterbox! lol
Oh how I WISH I could think that fast!
Your Dad has a rare gift!
I hope he enjoys "using" it! :D
GOOD ONE, Dad!! ;)
