Hallmark greetings (hehehe)
THESE ARE JUST SO COOL!
1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that
you've come into my life... (Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life ... (Inside card) - I
never believed in Hell until I met you.
3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am ... (Inside card) - That
you're not here to ruin it for me.
4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go ... (Inside card) -
Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.
5. Someday I hope to marry ... (Inside card) - Someone other than you.
6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age ... (Inside card) - Almost
lifelike!
7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me ... (Inside card) - Now
we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.
8. We've been friends for a very long time ... (Inside card) - What do you
say we stop?
9. I'm so miserable without you ... (Inside card) - It's almost like you're
still here.
10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy ... (Inside card) - Did you
ever find out who the father was?
11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was
only one life jacket ... (Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of
you often.
12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your
birthday ... (Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and
West Virginia)
14.Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder
... (Inside card) - What was I thinking?
15. Congratulations on your wedding day! ... (Inside card) - Too bad no one
likes your husband!
