Dear Diary - Should I be insulted?
Dear Diary,
Lately Blondie keeps saying ...with a big sigh.... that I am all boy. Now, I realize that as a result of that unfortunate surgery I am two bits short of a dollar but --- other than that -- why wouldn't I be all boy ??
I asked what she meant...rolling in the dirt (does she know how refreshing that feels?) Speaking of comfort...
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...8/f6e5df3b.jpg
Well that just feels good for my back.....I am NOT showing off!
And if I'm not suppose to drink from it...
http://imagestation.com/picture/srai...f/f6f4c36c.jpg
Why is it filled with water????
So Dear Diary....what can I do to be more metrosexual???
Worried,
Eddie