could teach your cat to do what would it be?
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could teach your cat to do what would it be?
To leave me alone when I am sleeping!!! :D
Tubby - To talk so he could tell me where and when it hurts.
Peanut - to not flinch when I reach for her.
I would teach my cat to use the toilet.
It would be a lot easier for me, and save money on cat litter.
If that doesn't work then I would have my cat cook meals for me.
to be telepathic so I would know what she is saying when she tells me her stories every evening
To speak English
To turn the water faucet on and off.
To scratch my back!!!!
I would teach Tigger how to walk on a leash, he NEEDS the exercise ;) :p
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Originally posted by slick
To scratch my back!!!!
To clean out his own litterbox.
That would be my one thing too, I think. Gosh when I think about it though I don't know if I could take Ripley's complaining and whining in English. It's bad enough in cat language.Quote:
Originally posted by aguu
To speak English
To talk,to me,so I would know what food,they liked,and I wouldnt be, as alone!
LOL.... "to clean out his own litter box".... that's a good one!
I would teach Katie and Simba to talk English, I often wonder what they think.
I'd teach Allen to use the toilet - he seems to think he's human already, and since he resents his box on occasion... why not graduate to the freshness of the toilet? And an added bonus: teach him to flush! :)
I'd teach Pouncer to talk. He seems to have so much to say, but I can't understand any of it!
I would want them to talk to me too!!! They could tell me where they have been before they came to me, and what they want me to do for them:D But, they would only be able to talk to ME because I don't want all the secrets I have shared with them getting out!!:eek: