I read this today & think it's a hoot. :D I can personally
attest to using the OR DON'T, the SCOOT, the WHAT?? and
the RIGHT NOW !! LOL.:D How about you?
( My WHAT ?? is used when Smokey just stands and stares
at me for no reason)
http://www.ddc.com/waggers/commands.html
This link is the source of some great stories.
http://www.ddc.com/waggers/