popcornbird gives WHINING lessons

heehee - there is a phenomena that has been occurring in Cat General that is followed when a cat person wants something. I think we learned it from our cats. It is simply known as whining. Any cat is very good at it. If he or she wants something, they simply produce a most annoying and obnoxious series of noises and behaviors until they receive what they want! Since cats are NOT obedient, they cannot be trained to do otherwise. Thus, cat owners seem to follow the same tactics. Popcornbird recently decided she would try to learn this fine art of whining and thought we should share it with the General forum :) No Problem!!
Whining knows no bounds! Feel free to whine along with all of us!! Tears are always an added bonus and can be found below!
Here: Let popcornbird help you get started.

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Originally posted by popcornbird
Are PT'ers without cats allowed to join the whining club?

If so, let me demonstrate how good I can whine.
I have been quietly taking Sirrahbed's whining lessons,
and now I'm sadly, a whiner like the rest of you. ;)
My oh my...Sirrahbed's a bad influence. Kidding...

See.........

WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-043.gif
Cat people should post
General topics in General. http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-043.gif WAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
Non-cat people need to
learn to whine toooo!!!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-043.gif http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-019.gif http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-019.gif

So how was that? ;)

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-014.gif He he he!

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EXCELLENT work PCB!!! I will give you an A+. Everyone is welcome to join the whiners!!

:confused: OH-MY-GOODNESS!!! http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-003.gif :eek::eek::eek:

Ok, let's begin...

WAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

Sirrahbed made me a whining teacher without my permission.
I do NOT have a PHD in whining!!! I will NOT be a whining teacher.

WAAAAAAAH!!!!!! http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-019.gif http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-019.gif http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-019.gif



I don't think I did well enough. I refuse to take the job. ;) YOU need to teach the non-cat people to whine...NOT me. :p

TOO funny!!!

I'm lost. lol. :p

I have nothing to whine about, but I will anyway...lets find something good...Ah! Ok! Got it.

MY BROTHER WRECKED MY COMPUTER THIS SUMMER AND NOW HE PASSWORD PROTECTED HIS! I FOUND OUT HIS PASSWORD BUT HE FOUND OUT I KNEW IT AND CHANGED IT AGAIN! WAAAAAAAAAAA NOW I ONLY HAVE A CRAPPY COMPUTER TO USE! I HONESTLY RESTARTED IT 13 TIMES TODAY AND I STILL DIDN'T GET ANYWHER! WAAAAAAA!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

How was that?

OK, I have a question.

In both the whining threads I've seen many spellings for WAAA.

First off there's WHAAAAAAAAA
Then there is WAAAAAAAAA
There is also WAAAAAAAAHHHH

In the interest of consistency should we not all agree on one correct spelling?? :confused:

:D

Ok, so if I'm going to be the whining *part-time* teacher, let's list our lessons down.

Lesson #1 will be the *Waaaaaaah Lesson*. In this lesson, you will all learn to whine with the word *Waaaaaaah!!!* in large/bold letters. Once this lesson is completed, we shall have the Waaaaaah test to test your skills. Those of you who pass can move on to lesson 2.

In Lesson #2, students will learn to search the web for the most whiny smilies, and post them along with their *Waaaaaahs*. There will be a test on this lesson too.

In Lesson #3, students will learn how to use the crying smilies they found with the word *Waaaaah!!! and a long whine. There will also be a test for this.

Lesson #4 will teach succeeding whiners to whine with power, in a way that they will get what they want. They will learn to WAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!, whine, cry, and make the person they are whining to feel sorry for them. Those that can pass the test for lesson 4 will have to take the *PHD in whining* graduation test. Once this test has been completed, the student will be a graduated whiner, and can move on to teach the next class. This test may be a little more difficult. You will have to *WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!* on the mic, record it, and post it on PT without shying out. If you pass, then, well, you're an official whiner (which I am NOT).

So Sirrahbed, I'm done with my part as part-time teacher. I listed the lessons and tests for you, and you can continue to teach your students accordingly. I myself, am outa here. ;)

Ps. I think it would be soooooo funny to really hear everyone whining in recorded clips! :eek:

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Originally posted by popcornbird


So Sirrahbed, I'm done with my part as part-time teacher. I listed the lessons and tests for you, and you can continue to teach your students accordingly. I myself, am outa here. ;)

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Gee Poppy, I'm retired from whining now http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys1/biggrinangelA.gif I recruited some really good replacements over in Cat General. You were doing a great job! I have a feeling you have already planted enough seeds anyway. Let's just sit back and see if there are any budding whiners over here in General, shall we?;) I suspect Maria is on the right path!

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Originally posted by MariaM


How was that?

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pretty good Maria!! but whining is MUCH better if you add tears and theatrics. You will find some great ones here and here. Have fun!! http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys1/chatten.gif Whining usually involves a certain response that you want - like a request for pictures or an answer to a question. How else will you know if your whining has been successful?
Here...let's try this:
MARIA...WAAA!!!! http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys1/00009154.gif PLEASE PLEASE!!! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...smiley-020.gif WAAA!!! will you please post a picture of Orlando Bloom?? I will die if you don't!!http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys1/702.gif PLEEEAAASEE???:(

LOL! Thanks very much for the tips! I shall remember them, for future reasons! :D And...you're whining has been successful!:D

You can obvisouly see it's not mine.....*sigh* http://orlando-bloom.wz.cz/orlando3.jpg

Aha! It is Orlando Bloom AKA Legolas:) I KNEW you would have a picture of him handy;) VERY nice. Not MY type but good for Maria:D

Lol well, you might be more the Aragorn AKA Frank Hopkins AKA Viggo Mortensen type;) But...you never know;) Do a google image search on Orlando...you might be surprised!:D

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Originally posted by MariaM
Lol well, you might be more the Aragorn AKA Frank Hopkins AKA Viggo Mortensen type;) But...you never know;) Do a google image search on Orlando...you might be surprised!:D

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That's ok, I'll take him :) (Viggo)

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Originally posted by MariaM
Lol well, you might be more the Aragorn AKA Frank Hopkins AKA Viggo Mortensen type;) But...you never know;) Do a google image search on Orlando...you might be surprised!:D

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Maria - I am 49 years old! I am the Tommy Lee Jones type:D (but I DID think Aragorn was pretty cute. But, my favorite actor was..:o don't laugh!!!..it was Sean Bean who played Boromir:o I loved him in Patriot Games. He's a little young for me though:cool: I love those bad boyz!!

Sean Bean.....oh man.....*drool*......by far the sexiest man over 40 on the planet followed by Viggo Mortensen....Sean Bean....mmmmm......nice eye candy....and that smile....oh lord....*melt* *drool*

I loved him in Bravo Two Zero- EXCELLENT!! I wish he had a larger part in Ronin! I love the Patriot Games and Don't Say A Word! The Essex Boys was awesome too! And of course The Fellowship of the Ring. Every movie he is in is heavenly and wonderful.

Goes off @ looks at pictures.

Edited to add some eyecandy to my post. Ha ha

http://website.lineone.net/~marko.ca...d/pics/006.jpg
http://www.fanzone50.com/SeanBean/SeanBean-yummy.jpg

YLL - not only did you add some delicious eyecandy for me to drool over - but did you notice it was your 3000th post????
CONGRATULATIONS!!!