I just received a belated Chriistmas card and it is one of my favorites.
It is a Hallmark Shoe Box card. A large orange cat is sitting in front of the Christmas tree.
The ornaments on the tree are saying....
"C'mon, you big Puss"
"We're not afraid of you"
"Your breath smells like kitty litter"
"Chicken"
The ornaments are grimacing and some have their tongues sticking out.
The title of the card is WHY CATS ATTACK.
