Cats According to Dave Barry

CATS ACCORDING TO DAVE BARRY
"Cats are less loyal than dogs, but more independent." (This
is code. It means: "Cats are smarter than dogs, but they hate
people.") Many people love cats. From time to time,
newspapers print stories about some elderly widow who
died and left her entire estate, valued at $3,200,000, to her
cat, Fluffkins. Cats read these stories, too, and are always
plotting to get named as beneficiaries in their owners' wills.
Did you ever wonder where your cat goes when it wanders
off for several hours? It meets with other cats in estate-planning
seminars. I just thought you should know.