My husband is such a brat! When we first got married, we didn't have the money to get a nice wedding ring. So, now that we have the money, I've really really really been wanting a new ring.
Well, right now, Mike was all "Let's go to the mall."
Well, that's an odd request, he hates the mall. So I ask "Why?"
"So I can buy a wedding ring...."
My heart skips a beat, I get a big smile on my face...and then he finishes his sentence...
"...for my Raven. I want a divorce, I'm marrying my kitty. She loves me more."
The nerve! I'm jealous! Raven gets a wedding ring before me?! That's it, she's getting another bath. lol.