Tests -- is your cat overweight?
	
	
		A friend sent me this and I thought it was great.  Hope you enjoy it, too!   :D    :D 
HOW TO TELL IF YOUR CAT IS OVERWEIGHT: 
--1.  Your cat door is retro-fitted with a garage door opener. 
--2.  Visitors to your house constantly mistake him/her for a beanbag chair. 
--3.  He/She waits for the third bowl of food before getting finicky. 
--4.  There are fewer calls to the fire department, but there is a sudden upsurge in 
     broken branches. 
--5.  He/she no longer cleans himself unless coated in Cheese Whiz. 
--6.  After a fifteen month gestation period, there are still no kittens! 
--7.  It's no longer safe to lift him/her without a spotter. 
--8.  He/she only catches mice that get trapped in his gravitational pull. 
--9.  His/her enormous tummy keeps your hardwood floors freshly buffed. 
--10. He/She has more chins than lives.