Allegedly reformed wild-child, Mowgli, has been placed under arrest for incidents on the bathroom rug. The rug in question recently resided on top of the jail cell, however, since the cell had not been used in quite some time, officials had decided to relocate it back to its original residence. Investigators determined that this was not a one time incident - having found a damp spot yesterday on this same rug. This morning, however, Mowgli escalated his attacks on the rug, leaving behind a very definite pancake as well. Zelda, the only other suspect in the case, was able to clear her name by yielding up a sample for inspection shortly after the crime's discovery. A local judge sentenced Mowgli to an unspecified number of nights in jail, however during the day Mowgli will be free.
"Very shameful," declared the heart-broken judge. "We all thought he was doing so well. He'd even promised his Auntie CCL that there'd be no more accidents, and now that trust has been destroyed!" Mowgli might be eligible for parole in a few days.
