Achieving Inner Peace (joke)

My best buddy from college is often sending me jokes or funny links to things. I got this earlier and just can't resist sharing. I'm putting it in the Dog House though because I'm sure it's possible that it may offend, but I hope people just take it in the humorous way it was meant. :p. Anyway here it is:

"I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me...and as we start the spring time we all could use a little calm. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.

The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished....and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Wild Turkey, the Prozac, some valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freakin good I feel.... You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace."

Haha! You're gonna feel like hell tomorrow!

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Originally posted by Tonya
Haha!
You're gonna feel like hell tomorrow!

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:eek:

I kinda dout you're gonna "feel" ANYTHING ~
for about a WEEK!

:p

LOL, well don't think I actually did those things, I'd about be passed out after half a bottle of wine myself :p. But the cheesecake and chocolates sure sound good :D

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Originally posted by K9soul
and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Wild Turkey,

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Hey, have you been to Los Angeles lately???? :D :D :D