Cat Philosophies

1. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will
pee on your computer." --Bruce Graham

2. "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." --Unknown

3. "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have
never forgotten this." -- Anonymous

4. "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a
sled through snow." --Jeff Valdez

5. "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." -- English proverb

6. "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." -- Ellen Perry
Berkeley

7. "One cat just leads to another." -- Ernest Hemingway

8. "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message -and get back to
you later." - Mary Bly

9. "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good
many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
&nb sp;--Joseph Wood Krutch

10. "People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life."
- Faith Resnick

11. "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all
owned by cats." -- Anonymous

12. "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of
cats is infinitely superior." -- Hippolyte Taine

13. "No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to
welcome me." -- Unknown

14. "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and
cats" -- Albert Schweitzer

15. "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." -- Ernest Menaul

16. "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." --
Unknown

17. "Time spent with cats is never wasted." -- Colette

18. "Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and
they have many other fine qualities as well." -- Missy Dizick

19. "You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with
strange cats." -- Colonial American proverb

20. "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to
ask for what you want." -- Joseph Wood Krutch

21. "I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic." -- Unknown (but
probably a woman)

22. "My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes."
(same woman ?)

23. "Cats aren't dirty, they're just covered with cat spit." (Cat
lovers everywhere)

#22...... That's MY saying!

QSA - I just LOVE these!!! They are funny in a way but oh so true!! There is just nothing quite like a cat. I am always in awe of them and cannot imagine my life without them!!:D I think I would be so lonely and miserable. They just have that certain something that appeals to me!! I am honored that they seem to think I am worthy of them:D :D

Too true...too true...

REMUS, get off the keys lol

Thanks, I enjoyed these!!!

Great sayings and not a false one among the bunch!! Thanks QSA for making me smile!http://petoftheday.com/talk/images/o...es/biggrin.gif